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Wednesday, August 12, 2009

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Ek din maine kaha , ki chalo mere saath

To inhone kaha ki nahi wo (husband) aayenge aur le jaayenge

Maine Kaha - aur ghar le jaayenge ki lunch pe

inhone kaha - nai nai..kuch kaam hai

Maine Kaha - kaisa bekaar husband paal ke rakha hai ki lunch pe bhi nai le jaata

inhone kaha - hahaa....unke ghar se hi to lunch laati hon...

Maine Kaha - are wo to aap ne banayee, pakayee, utha kar office layee aur khayee ismein wo mardoot kahan hai kahin

inhone kaha - aise mat bolo unke liye, maroongi varna (isko kehte hai pati prem)

Maine Kaha - koi kharab baat nahi likha hai , aise hi maar chuki ho

inhone kaha - yahan aao...

Maine Kaha - nahi kahin aap gussa hogayyee to mujhe phir koun ping karega roz, khair baat ko aapne track se change kar diya jo baat ho rahi thi ussse aapne divert kar diya, bol raha tha Aapke (inke husband) ko ki lunch aur dinner par le jaane ka kewal tirsth staan hi ghooomate rehte hai
Thoda, goa, juhu chowpaati bhi ghoomana tha na?
Thoda bhelpuri; pawbhaaji bhi khilana tha na?
Thoda joyride, movie bhi dikhlana tha na?
Delhi haat le jaa kar paani poori,golgappe aur chaat bhi khilaana tha Na?
Thoda beech par haanth pakad kar door tak chalna tha na?
Thodaapne daanton se pakad kar choclate ka tukda tumhare muh mein daalna tha na?, Thoda Ship mein chadh kar titanic ka pose bana kar photo kichwana tha na?
Thoda tumhare baalon mein har poornmaas ke din Gulab ka phool lagana tha na?
Thoda apne palkon ko beecha kar uspar tumko chalwana tha na?
Thoda jungle mein ja kar pedon ke peeche ghoom ghoom kar gaana gaana tha na?
Thoda Tumhari kumkum se apne sar par tilak lagana tha na?
Thoda Chaandni raat mein tumhari choodiyon ki khankhanahat ko sunnana tha na?
Thoda ghar ke gate se ghar ke ander tak tumhe apne goad mein utha kar ghar ke ander tak le jaana tha na?
Mehfil mein baith kar tumhare niye koi najm pesh karna tha na?


Thoda


Thoda apne haanthon se Sea beech par baith kar khaana khilana tha na?
Pahadon ke Waadiyon mein jaa kar poore dum se "(Name suppressed)" chilaana tha na?

Ye sab kiya unhone? Main jaanta hoon nahi kiya
JAB DEKHO TO JAA KAR MANDIR KA GHANTA BAJA DIYE
Tab
inhone kaha - tum yeh sab karna..apne hone wali wife ke saath, wo khush ho jaayengi, Aur ab main jaa rahi hoon wo (husband) aa gaye hain mujhe pick karne
Maine Kaha - wo (husband) usko bolna ki aaj dinner karna hai bahar, barista mein chai peeni hai, aur kal bill ka scan copy main dekhne ko maangta hai (barista mein coffee nahi chai peene ka)
To ab Scan copy ka intezaar hai bas
*its a juz humour juz enjoy*

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